Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because there was no chance of me having a date. LIAB!
0 Comments - Feb 9, 2010 @ 00:06 - Posted by Ramon in Work - I agree that sucks (0) - You deserved it (0)

Today, I found out that the girl I broke up with 6 months ago just had a baby. I'm one of 3 possible fathers. LIAB
0 Comments - Feb 2, 2010 @ 22:00 - Posted by Robby in Sex - I agree that sucks (1) - You deserved it (0)

Today, I have a new girlfriend and she is french. I said: 'Viens ici ma petite chatte'. She answer: 'I have a hard time with your french but I think it's even worse talking to the cat you know'. LIAB
0 Comments - Jan 30, 2010 @ 00:48 - Posted by Georges in Other - I agree that sucks (2) - You deserved it (0)

Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. LIAB
0 Comments - Jan 15, 2010 @ 12:50 - Posted by Lou in Other - I agree that sucks (3) - You deserved it (0)

Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. LIAB
0 Comments - Jan 9, 2010 @ 22:31 - Posted by Ashy104 in Health - I agree that sucks (4) - You deserved it (0)

Today, my husband told me: "Once is not cheating, it's comparing!". LIAB
0 Comments - Jan 6, 2010 @ 22:18 - Posted by Jonathan in Sex - I agree that sucks (4) - You deserved it (1)

Today, in spanish class, I was on my facebook talking with one of my friends about how much the spanish class is boring!! When I received a message telling me: you should pay attention instead of chating. It was my Dad. LIAB!
0 Comments - Jan 5, 2010 @ 02:33 - Posted by Lynn in Work - I agree that sucks (5) - You deserved it (1)

Today, I tell my husband to get off his butt and stop playing games on the computer and do something productive! So he got on his laptop and started to watch Anime all day!-LIAB
0 Comments - Jan 4, 2010 @ 03:37 - Posted by Leyawiin in Other - I agree that sucks (5) - You deserved it (1)

Today, I want to please my 6 years old daughter. I ask her what I could do for dinner for her that I don't do usually. She said: 'Something good'! LIAB
0 Comments - Jan 3, 2010 @ 16:09 - Posted by Vern in Other - I agree that sucks (5) - You deserved it (1)

Today, I feel asleep while masturbating! I'm so bad at it I bore myself!! LIAB
0 Comments - Jan 2, 2010 @ 21:32 - Posted by Lonely in Sex - I agree that sucks (5) - You deserved it (2)

Today, my best friend send me an email with a rating site for ugly people. I check that out rating the photos until I see a photo of...me at age 12! LIAB
0 Comments - Jan 2, 2010 @ 02:47 - Posted by Britney in Other - I agree that sucks (7) - You deserved it (1)

Today, my dad was online, listing an item on Ebay. It was the Christmas gift I got him earlier! LIAB
0 Comments - Dec 25, 2009 @ 13:05 - Posted by Matt in Other - I agree that sucks (8) - You deserved it (1)

Today, I introduce my new boyfriend to my parents. They invite him to sit down and to take his coat off. He has a T-shirt where you can read: I love to fuck your daughter! LIAB
0 Comments - Dec 23, 2009 @ 00:52 - Posted by paul in Other - I agree that sucks (7) - You deserved it (1)

Today, I just get my new job. I work for the condom maker Trojan. I have been assigned to the testing department. They put me on the s size line! LIAB
0 Comments - Dec 11, 2009 @ 18:25 - Posted by GWB in Work - I agree that sucks (9) - You deserved it (1)

Today, I introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad's reaction? "Is this a joke!" LIAB
0 Comments - Dec 5, 2009 @ 01:05 - Posted by Cody in Love - I agree that sucks (6) - You deserved it (3)

Today, I got a phone call telling me that my home was robbed..."I am in vacation". The police said that there is no infraction, I cut short my vacation and contact the people that were renting my house and asked what happened! ...Now they suing me because they felt offended. LIAB!
0 Comments - Nov 22, 2009 @ 19:48 - Posted by victoria in Money - I agree that sucks (9) - You deserved it (1)

Today we decided to ditch. We went in the back of the school.The security guard came to us and asked what we were doing out here. We said we got kicked out. Few minutes later, a teacher came out asking us why we were here. We said we got kicked out of panio lab. Came to find out she was the teacher.LIAB
0 Comments - Nov 21, 2009 @ 04:01 - Posted by Jbbygirl in Other - I agree that sucks (10) - You deserved it (0)

Today, my mother in-law is such a bitch. She calls my daughter fat way too much and she isnt even fat! She is nosie and is always in our business! I want to know how can I put her in her place?!?!?! LIAB
0 Comments - Oct 1, 2009 @ 23:00 - Posted by catrinarina28 in Other - I agree that sucks (9) - You deserved it (0)

Today,i was on myspace i wrote a comment to my best girlfriend saying how much i hate my ex. Came to find out my ex called me and said why did i sent him that comment. LIAB
1 Comments - Sep 28, 2009 @ 03:34 - Posted by Jackayy in Love - I agree that sucks (8) - You deserved it (2)

Today,in school at lunch time with my friends we were kidding around saying that smart guys has a small penis... So I said : I am not that smart! and out loud my girl friend says so you really have nothing for you! LIAB.
0 Comments - Jan 11, 2009 @ 20:14 - Posted by Lollipop in Sex - I agree that sucks (7) - You deserved it (1)

Today I dated a girl whom I am secretely in love. I offered the movie, a good restaurant and she invited me for a last drink to her place. The perfect dream! Once there, she introduced me her husband and her 2 kids! LIAB
0 Comments - Dec 5, 2008 @ 19:36 - Posted by diesel in Love - I agree that sucks (7) - You deserved it (1)

Today and every day I am so sick and tired of getting the scraps, the left overs from an employer, who care less about anything but his self, he nickle and dime me all the time, they make fun of me. The way I look and the way I talk. They tell each other joke about me. I go to church, and yes they make fun of that too. Then I got into this Home Base Business, trying to make a better life for my family. And the person who got me in will not return my phone calls, or my e-mails. what can a person do? Just Praise God & move on!!!!!! LIAB.
0 Comments - Oct 28, 2008 @ 06:22 - Posted by BrotherRoyW in Other - I agree that sucks (7) - You deserved it (1)

Today, I have physics like every fridays. I was chatting with the guy beside me. The teacher cought me and shouted:" I know two kind of people wearing an earing: Pirates and Gays...And I don't see a boat on the school parking lot..." LIAB!
0 Comments - Oct 18, 2008 @ 00:13 - Posted by Cody in Other - I agree that sucks (6) - You deserved it (2)

Today, my roommate paid me her rent in cash and when i deposited it, 2 of the hundreds were fake!! I told her and she said its not her problem and shes not paying the difference! wtf? LIAB
1 Comments - Oct 12, 2008 @ 21:33 - Posted by delprkr in Other - I agree that sucks (7) - You deserved it (1)

Today I FINALLY received my security deposit from this bitchy roommate I had. Her dad sent me a check and it was $600 short. I then called my bf to complain about it and he decided to yell at me bc he was having a bad day and told me how needy I was in very ugly words. LIAB! >:-@
0 Comments - Oct 9, 2008 @ 03:48 - Posted by renren in Love - I agree that sucks (8) - You deserved it (1)

Today, I was at my Martial arts class. I am 26 years old. I saw this beautiful woman in another group and I asked her if she went to any of the schools around here... She looked at me dead in the face and said," I'm in eigth grade." LIAB
1 Comments - Oct 3, 2008 @ 22:28 - Posted by JDUB in Other - I agree that sucks (5) - You deserved it (3)

Today, I have a 6 months old relationship with a beautiful girl. It's true LOVE. She says I'm P-E-R-F-E-C-T. Joking, I answer: 'Yeah, except I have a small dick!'. And then, she answers: 'I know...You just have to learn how to use it!' Super LIAB
1 Comments - Sep 25, 2008 @ 14:41 - Posted by dolphinfan in Sex - I agree that sucks (8) - You deserved it (1)

Today, We plan to pass the night at my girlfriend's home for a romantic night, her parents were out of town. We were making love on the kitchen table when the door open, it's her parents, there's been a change of plan says the Mom. LIAB
1 Comments - Sep 25, 2008 @ 01:25 - Posted by Dave in Sex - I agree that sucks (5) - You deserved it (0)

Today, it's the frist time I pass the night with my girlfriend, She tell me that she is not ready to have sex, wich I can understand but she asked me " is it a prolem if sleep butt naked?" LIAB
0 Comments - Sep 20, 2008 @ 23:00 - Posted by Dudzy5 in Sex - I agree that sucks (5) - You deserved it (1)

Today, my wife just confessed to me that she never had a orgasm. We are married since 25 years now. LIAB
0 Comments - Sep 20, 2008 @ 22:43 - Posted by Dudzy5 in Sex - I agree that sucks (3) - You deserved it (2)

Today, my girlfriend gave a book for my b-day. Its Sex for Dummies!LIAB
1 Comments - Sep 20, 2008 @ 22:27 - Posted by Bob in Sex - I agree that sucks (5) - You deserved it (1)

Today, I was making love to my girlfriend, when she started to come she started to shout "oooh yes Sam, ooooh yes" My Name is Bill!LIAB.
1 Comments - Sep 20, 2008 @ 22:22 - Posted by Seba in Sex - I agree that sucks (6) - You deserved it (0)

Today, I call my bank to let them know that I'm leaving for 15 days, they put me on hold, after 15 minutes I am pissed off and I say fucking bank then I heard: "fucking bank good morning" so I hung up.LIAB
1 Comments - Sep 18, 2008 @ 23:57 - Posted by Miky in Money - I agree that sucks (5) - You deserved it (3)

Today, while my girlfriend was giving me a little B... Job, I stein my pants so I bring it to the dry cleaning, there was lots of people there, she examine the stein and ask me: "is it food?", embarrassed I said kind of...LIAB
0 Comments - Sep 18, 2008 @ 23:28 - Posted by wildman in Sex - I agree that sucks (6) - You deserved it (1)

Today, I was surfing craiglist when I saw a man looking for slave sex during his business trip. It was my husband.LIAB
1 Comments - Sep 18, 2008 @ 22:42 - Posted by Smog in Sex - I agree that sucks (11) - You deserved it (0)

Today, in the mall a little girl came to me and said, her dad wanted to eat me. I asked why, and she said she heard her dad saying: "mmm she is good!" LIAB.
1 Comments - Sep 18, 2008 @ 22:38 - Posted by paige3 in Other - I agree that sucks (3) - You deserved it (3)

Today, one of my sub-boss is being extremely cruel trying to get me to quit, I don't log out & leave, come back 2 days later like nothing happen, they don't say nothing. They have no balls, thank God I have savings & am excellent at my work, no reproche can be made. How long will I/they let this go???? LIAB
0 Comments - Sep 7, 2008 @ 02:04 - Posted by Tchay in Work - I agree that sucks (1) - You deserved it (5)

Today, in a store, I register my milk in a self ckeckout as usual, but this time I forgot the cash back so came back to pick it up, when a girl told me, finders keepers, losers sweepers! LIAB!
0 Comments - Jul 28, 2008 @ 16:58 - Posted by Luky in Money - I agree that sucks (6) - You deserved it (1)

Today, I was intimate with my girlfriend, ready to come, when she says to me: we really should paint the ceiling and kill the spider in the corner! LIAB
1 Comments - Jul 28, 2008 @ 16:32 - Posted by xanadu in Love - I agree that sucks (3) - You deserved it (7)

Today, I came to work late thinking my boss is away. He changed his mind and rocked up early. LIAB
0 Comments - Jun 16, 2007 @ 08:54 - Posted by MonteCristo in Other - I agree that sucks (1) - You deserved it (6)

Today, with my girlfriend, we were talking about sex size. She said That I should know that size doesn't matter!!LIAB!
2 Comments - May 29, 2007 @ 01:01 - Posted by Sunny in Sex - I agree that sucks (8) - You deserved it (1)

Today, on Craigslist, I see several ads from a guy asking to meet ladies. What the Hell! It's my husband! LIAB!
0 Comments - May 19, 2007 @ 15:46 - Posted by schmeanke in Love - I agree that sucks (10) - You deserved it (3)

I busted my ass in college, graduated with honors, perfect attendance....HA! I should have taken a Spanish class, because i can't find a job to save my life because I'm not bilingual....wait, don't I live in AMERICA? Whatever....
0 Comments - May 5, 2007 @ 17:54 - Posted by luvnstars64 in Work - I agree that sucks (9) - You deserved it (1)

Today, my mother in law accepts me just the way I am!!! That's why she wants me to change my religion! LIAB
1 Comments - Apr 8, 2007 @ 05:11 - Posted by dudezy in Other - I agree that sucks (6) - You deserved it (2)

Today, My mother in law loved me so much!!!! She tryed to pay me to leave her son!!! LIAB
1 Comments - Apr 1, 2007 @ 02:12 - Posted by dudezy in Love - I agree that sucks (10) - You deserved it (0)

Today, lately the weather has been very hot so I slept naked my breasts uncovered. I finished a sex act via MSN and webcam for my sweety. Then he says to me:" by the way my father says good night." LIAB
0 Comments - Mar 26, 2007 @ 09:15 - Posted by Daisyduke in Sex - I agree that sucks (2) - You deserved it (8)

Today, after a month on bussiness trip my husband finally came home. I txt him: "I'm naked quick get over here!" a half hour later, my ex, (who still has the keys to my house) opened the door and jumped me. I dialed a wrong number. LIAB
0 Comments - Mar 13, 2007 @ 11:44 - Posted by Lilysweetpie in Sex - I agree that sucks (5) - You deserved it (1)

Today, I had to talk to my EX about getting the rest of his stuff. He started degrading me and saying I sucked in bed. How would he know he hadn't touched me in 2 and half years. AND his ex wife cheated on him all the time. So, I really don't think I was the one who was bad in bed. I've never had a complain. :) Anyway, I have to deal with him tomorrow while he gets his crap. Yay for me, NOT!! LIAB
0 Comments - Feb 27, 2007 @ 11:15 - Posted by Mystic in Other - I agree that sucks (3) - You deserved it (4)

Today, I finally get out of the hospital after a week. They still don't know what's wrong with me. LIAB
0 Comments - Feb 12, 2007 @ 19:00 - Posted by Sara in Health - I agree that sucks (9) - You deserved it (0)

Today, in the shower, I slipped on the soap, felt and broke my ribs. LIAB
0 Comments - Feb 1, 2007 @ 12:34 - Posted by Phil in Health - I agree that sucks (8) - You deserved it (1)

Today, my friend and I were crossing a bridge. Suddenly we saw two huge guys coming at us very fast. We got scared and throw our purses with money, cell phone, credit cards...in the river. They were just in a hurry! LIAB
1 Comments - Jan 17, 2007 @ 02:02 - Posted by Barbieblond in Money - I agree that sucks (0) - You deserved it (9)

Today, I was eating a snickers and text messaging at the same time, I took a bite off my cell. LIAB
0 Comments - Jan 16, 2007 @ 09:40 - Posted by Paige in Other - I agree that sucks (3) - You deserved it (2)

Today, we decided to book a flight to Paris to avoid the next Xmas with my mother in law. She just called to tell us that she was going to Paris with us. LIAB
0 Comments - Dec 28, 2006 @ 10:05 - Posted by Lilly in Other - I agree that sucks (2) - You deserved it (1)

Today,I had to choose between dropping my marshmallow pie or my cell phone. I saved the marshmallow pie. LIAB
1 Comments - Dec 21, 2006 @ 21:53 - Posted by Sexydude in Other - I agree that sucks (2) - You deserved it (2)

Today, I got an email about penis enlargement and male enhancement. My girl friend walked by and said: "Hey, that's cool that you're researching...LIAB
0 Comments - Dec 11, 2006 @ 12:22 - Posted by tommy in Love - I agree that sucks (4) - You deserved it (3)

Today, I was in the porch with friends. One of them throw is cigarette on the floor. So I stepped on it. I was bare foot. LIAB
0 Comments - Nov 21, 2006 @ 12:40 - Posted by Garrycop in Health - I agree that sucks (7) - You deserved it (2)

Today, I was sleeping and dreaming I was in the forest peeing on a tree. My wife woke me up. I was peeing on her leg. LIAB
0 Comments - Nov 13, 2006 @ 06:25 - Posted by Pat69 in Other - I agree that sucks (2) - You deserved it (0)

Today, I work as a pest control tech with a very low wage. I have a master degree in mathematics sciences. LIAB
0 Comments - Nov 1, 2006 @ 01:20 - Posted by Don in Work - I agree that sucks (6) - You deserved it (1)

Today, at work, working as cashier, a woman with her little girl came at the register and as I scanned the items, she said to her daughter: If you don't do your homeworks you will end up as a cashier just like this lady. LIAB
1 Comments - Oct 21, 2006 @ 00:49 - Posted by Bettyjo in Work - I agree that sucks (6) - You deserved it (1)

Today, I found out that the wash cloth I use to wash my face with, is the one my husband use to clean his intimate part after going to the bathroom. LIAB
0 Comments - Oct 15, 2006 @ 18:49 - Posted by Fabienne in Other - I agree that sucks (4) - You deserved it (1)

Today, I decided to iron an overflowing basket of clothes. An hour later, I noticed a funny smell. I ironed the dirty laundry. LIAB
0 Comments - Oct 2, 2006 @ 21:52 - Posted by Anne in Work - I agree that sucks (2) - You deserved it (4)

Today, at school, I needed to go to the bathroom. Just as I'm done, my ipod that was in my back pocket felt in the toilet bowl. LIAB
0 Comments - Sep 17, 2006 @ 03:10 - Posted by Stefanie in Other - I agree that sucks (2) - You deserved it (0)

Today, I'm driving 5 hours to spend the week-end at my log cabin. Once there, I noticed I forgot the keys. LIAB
0 Comments - Sep 4, 2006 @ 01:28 - Posted by fireman in Other - I agree that sucks (1) - You deserved it (2)

Today, I was fighting with my girlfriend because she never takes any decision as a couple. She finally took one. She decided to leave me. LIAB
0 Comments - Aug 30, 2006 @ 07:52 - Posted by Rusty in Love - I agree that sucks (6) - You deserved it (0)

Today, I received a Txt from my girlfriend saying: it's over. Few minutes later I received another one saying: Oops...wrong person! LIAB
0 Comments - Aug 12, 2006 @ 14:30 - Posted by Jimmy in Love - I agree that sucks (6) - You deserved it (2)

Today, my boyfriend's son, 5 years old asked me "when are you going back home?". we live together for almost 4 years now. LIAB
0 Comments - Aug 7, 2006 @ 06:26 - Posted by gregtn in Love - I agree that sucks (6) - You deserved it (0)

Today, on my way out of the store, I cross a couple entering in the store. I can hear the dude saying to his girlfriend: "Why are we here? You want me to dress with that kind of shit like this guy?", pointing at me and she reply:"No I won't go there! LIAB
0 Comments - Jul 20, 2006 @ 04:32 - Posted by Missliberty in Other - I agree that sucks (1) - You deserved it (0)

Today, I had a fight with my next door neighbors, they pretent I make to much noise. My sister witness of the fight take my side and get upset, so I say to her "drop it they're not worth it". later in the day I find a note on the door from UPS saying: I dropped your parcel to the next door. LIAB
0 Comments - Jul 10, 2006 @ 08:40 - Posted by Mikycool in Other - I agree that sucks (1) - You deserved it (1)

Today, after work, a sexy co-worker and I went for a drink, suddenly she stares between my legs and says with a smile on her face:" There is something on fire there." I laught..., but she insisted...A cigarette set my pans on fire. LIAB
0 Comments - Jun 27, 2006 @ 09:15 - Posted by sophie27 in Love - I agree that sucks (6) - You deserved it (1)

Today, at school I was with a friend when I saw a gorgeous guy. Not knowing what to say, I tell him :"Hi, I just bet 10 bucks with my friend that you'll give me your phone number!" The guy look at me and says "tell your friend she won 10 bucks."LIAB
0 Comments - Jun 16, 2006 @ 21:19 - Posted by suzy in Love - I agree that sucks (2) - You deserved it (5)

Today, my boyfriend told me that we won't be seeing each other for a while. He's getting his appendix out. I didn't kown we had more then one, it's the second time in six months! LIAB
0 Comments - Jun 3, 2006 @ 12:28 - Posted by ann in Love - I agree that sucks (7) - You deserved it (2)

Today, for breakfast, I warmed my cup of milk up in the microwave. I heard the beep, open the door and I saw that I put the empty bottle of milk in the microwave and my cup of milk in the trash can Now my microwave is mest up and my trash can is dripping.
0 Comments - May 23, 2006 @ 16:45 - Posted by moonlight in Other - I agree that sucks (3) - You deserved it (2)

Today, my 11 months old son just said his first word when looking at me: "mommy". I am his dad! LIAB
0 Comments - May 23, 2006 @ 16:30 - Posted by Feline in Other - I agree that sucks (4) - You deserved it (0)